1. Do not argue with Disney fans over song lyrics. Somehow, they will have every Disney song from the most elusive movies on their phones and iPods. If they say it is "shining, shimmering, splendor" then by all means do not sing "shining, shimmering, splendid".
2. Liking Hannah Montana at age 16 is somewhat disturbing. Liking Hannah Montana at 35 and pontificating on finer aspects of the Hannah Montana culture at 35 is extremely disturbing. Not to mention that true Disney fans consider all aspects of the Hannah Montana brand ridiculous. And would never bid on Lot 41.
3. Rich Disney fans are also fat. This is sort of a flashback to 'olden times' where your size was reflective of your personal monetary value. But, considering how narrow many Disneyland rides are, it is odd that such ardent admirers would be so large.
4. The Haunted Mansion is not just a ride. It is something to base one's entire existence on. To some Disney fans, this is a normal occurence of life. To others, it is somewhat horrifying to see a old guy stacking a stroller 5 feet tall with Haunted Mansion pins. And making his kid walk.
5. Do not cut in front of elderly, British, Disney Princess fans in line. Enough said.
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hahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteright on all counts.
it was quite the learning experience.