how do i get better once i've had the best?

What would have on your headstone?

Here lies Princess Tashi

What's your dream car?
I have one for each stage of my life. Currently, I'd like a mini Cooper. That would get me through college. I'd than like a BMW...preferably red. I would than like a Cadillac Escalde to hall the kiddies about. Than a Jaguar for my mid-life crisis. And than, a Bentley for my elderly years.

)Q Is pornography morally wrong? Yes. Aside from morals (which are important, lol)..really. Its disgusting.

Write the opening line of a wonderful novel:
Once upon a time there lived a beautiful princess named Natasha. She got married, became First Lady, and lived happily ever after. (There, I wrote the whole book).

What's the best music video ever?The Love Story music video is one of my favorites (Taylor Swift).

Q If you had a big win in the lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?
About five seconds. I don't really keep stuff like that to myself.

Do you carry a donor card? Why (or why not)? No. I can't donate blood without parental consent, and my mom won't give consent becuase she is (quite acurately) convicned that if I did donate blood I would faint dead away immeadielty following.

Where would you like to retire? Paris.

Q What is something you wish you were better at doing?

Math. It would make my life so much easier. Or remembering facts.

Q. What colour do you prefer your pens to write?

Pink...

Are babies cute?

Oui, Oui. So adorable.

Q Do you subscribe to a magazine? If so, what?

I get some stupid dance magazine. daddy's getting me a subscription to Newsweek. I'd love a subscription to Vogue, but alas.

Q What's your favorite shape?

Lack thereof. OH! You mean as in geometric shape. Heart.

Q What was the last thing you used a microwave for?

Making bombs *AHEM* cooking potstickers.

Q What book are you reading?

The Communist Manifesto, Karl Marx. Along with Foucault, a book about child abuse, The Feminine Mystique, and Sense and Sensibility.

Q Do you like rollercoasters?

Yeah. I just feel incredibly sick after a day at Magic Mountan. I'd rather go sky diving.

Q Which came first – the chicken or the egg?

The chicken.

Q Cite a song lyric that means something to you:

how do I get better once I've had the best?

Q What's the best photo you've ever taken?

Hah. They all pretty much stink. But I have one of the castle at Disneyland that I love.


Q Write a new couch gag for the opening credits of The Simpsons

Out of all the things I despise, The Simpsons is near the top. Along with Family Guy, King of the Hill, South Park and all those equally inane shows.

Tell me a knock knock joke

I don't know any. :D

Describe yourself in five words:

Intelligent, silly, adorable, discontent, insightful.

Q Who should play James Bond now that the role is vacant?

Christian Bale or James Franco.


Q What comic book (or cartoon) character would you be? Why?

ideally, Belle. I love to read, I enjoy dancing through fields singing. However, someone told me I would be the babysitter from the Incredibles. Gee. Thanks.

What's the oldest thing you own?

Myself. Or Frisky, the stuffed dog I've owned since I was three.

Q What's your favourite word?

Love, fabulous, whimsical.

Q What word(s) do you hate?

Ya know. I HATE when people say "ya know?" when speaking. IT DRIVES ME CRAZY. NO. WE DON'T KNOW. THAT'S WHY YOUR TALKING.